I know that I am opening myself up to nasty spammers but its in my head and needs to leave. Thanks to friends and an honest discussion about s.e.x. with Mikey. I have been exploring the world of online porn.
I ‘ll give the spammers time to register my IP address.
And while I’ve been able to use these sites for a little quality time for myself I find myself criticizing well everything about these movies. Its gotten to the point where its killing the mood.
Today I thought about what would be the ideal movie for me. So if I was a producer and director of porn:
Men’s body hair would be limited to a well trimmed crotch bush and underarms.
Women would have no implants, be at least a size 8-10, have normal length nails and no genital piercings (sorry I find them a turn off) What woemn will have is a regular BIKINI WAX! What’s with all the nude vajayjays?
Oral sex (both parties) would be limited to 5 minutes total. Again I find this boring.
Unless it’s a BDSM scene, there will no using hair as a leash or putting persons in a chokehold.
I like seeing the whole body; none of these close up shots of intercourse. I also react to sounds of sex. I mean realistic moaning and groaning and squeaking furniture. NO CHEESY MUSIC!
And finally, could we please please have a video in which the “money shot” happens IN THE VAJAYJAY!!!
Thank you that is all.
I’m glad you’re doing what you need to do.
You know, I don’t think I’ve ever seen GOOD p0rn. Bad storylines, worse acting, the big 80’s hair, the talon-like fingernails………..
Heh! Well if I ever felt the need to go looking, I think you’ve just put me off for good, because I KNOW I’d spend the whole time critisising precicely these types of things!
I’ve found the amateur sites much more satisfying for the reasons you’ve mentioned above. And free.
i was talking about hte free sites. and the amateur stuff is so repetitive